Wanda is one of Cry-Baby's friends. She comes from a good, suburban home but hangs around with the rebel kids, because she is constantly embarrassed by her yuppie parents.
- "Dig it, babe. You need a new look!"
- "Yeah, I'm just a bebop baby, and I don't take nothing from no one! See ya later, daddy-os. Have a cool Yule and a frantic First!"
- "Beat it, creep!"
- "In America, we like boys. We like hot boys. Boys with roaming hands and rushing fingers."