They Shoot Divas, Don't They? is a 2002 American television film written by Karen Stillman and directed by Jonathan Craven. It stars Jennifer Beals, Keri Lynn Pratt and Johnathon Schaech. Traci Lords appears in the film as a talk show host Mira Long.

A rock diva (Beals) with a lengthy and often turbulent career hires a new assistant (Pratt) whose sweet, helpful demeanor masks ulterior motives.